April Fool’s Day 2017 Jokes, Pranks, Images, SMS, Quotes
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April Fool’s Day Jokes, Pranks
1. Set the clocks an hour ahead >> Set all the clocks an hour ahead and be sure to set your partner's alarm an hour early too (you're not that cruel). Once they're up and ready for work, ask them why they're getting such an early start to the day and show them the actual time on your watch or phone. Before they have a chance to get pissed, surprise them with something special you've prepared for that extra hour — like a special breakfast and a bonus cuddle session.
2. Freeze their belongings >> If you do give your partner an added hour to their morning, go ahead and try your hand at this trick too. Freeze their belongings, like keys or toothbrush (or both), overnight in some water. Wake up just before them and put the items, now frozen in blocks of ice, back in their usual places. Once your partner is up and going about their day, they'll find they're in need of some thawing time — but all will be well because they're unknowingly up an hour early.
Top their deodorant off with cream cheese >> Another way to get the April Fool’sery on first thing in the morning is giving them a surprise something extra when they apply their deodorant. Twist their deodorant stick down a half-inch, then apply cream cheese with a knife to fill the space to the top. This trick is particularly well-executed if you've already given them that extra morning hour — they may need to hop back into the shower to take care of a particularly sticky pit situation.
Add double sided tape to the toilet paper >> Sometimes starting a new roll of toilet paper can be The Worst, leaving you trying to figure out just where the roll begins and ruining the first few rotations by clawing at it to get it apart. Take this annoyance to the next level by fortifying the adhesive with some added double sided tape.
5. Tape bubble wrap to the bottom of various things >> Add a layer of bubble wrap to items that will be stepped on, like under the door mat or even the soles of your partner's shoes. Their initial reaction will be one of sincere confusion, but there'll be no harm or foul once they realize what's causing that super satisfying sound.
Go into their phone and set alarms for goofy alerts throughout the day >> When they aren't looking, borrow their phone and add a few extra alarms for April 1st at random times throughout the day. Choose alerts depending on your shared sense of humor or based off of inside jokes. At 2:15pm your loved one could be kindly reminded to "Pick Nose" and at 5pm to "Buy VIP Tickets To Nickelback Concert.
7. Pretend you're playing hooky >> Use the power of social media to convince your other half that you're having The Best Day Ever without them. Start by texting them you just don't feel like doing anything that day, then back up your sentiments with some enviable photos (that were taken ten months ago) of you hanging out in fun spots around the city, or better yet, an out of town destination. Pair your posts with some strategically timed check-ins and text them an ambiguous selfie along with "wish you were here, babe!" If you don't want to throw off all your followers, you can execute this plan by way of texts and direct Instagrams.
8. Get a temporary tattoo >> When you meet up after work, confess that you have something new to show them. Find a particularly dreadful temporary tattoo and add a little artwork to your body. Better yet, order a custom tattoo with his or her name and really freak them out when you reveal your new ink.
9. Pretend you're cutting their hair >> If your loved one has long locks, buy some cheap hair extensions that match their color. Then, while they're distracted, come up behind them with scissors in one hand and the extensions in the other, quickly swipe your extension-holding hand at their hair while simultaneously closing the scissors (away from their head), then jump back. They'll turn around in horror to see you holding scissors and a handful of what appears to be their locks. Confess as soon as it's too uncomfortable to continue the joke.
10. Get them a sweet treat but switch out a key ingredient >> Finish off the day by giving them a batch of their favorite sweets. This prank works especially well with cupcakes or cream-filled doughnuts. In April Fool’ss' spirit, switch out the frosting or cream-filling with mayonnaise. Just when they think you're done with the mischief and being sweet, they'll get an unexpected surprise that reminds them the holiday isn't over quite yet.
April Fool’s Day 2017 Images, Pics, Wallpaper
Grass garden in a keyboard >> Take out the keys of your colleagues keyboard and line with damp tissue paper or kitchen roll. Plant loads of grass seeds on top of the tissue paper and replace all the keys.
Upside down water >> Your guess is as good as ours as to how this person achieved this. We’re guessing either ice cubes in a glass or maybe even wet paper carefully removed.
Jellied stationary >> Takes some prep but totally worth it. All you need is a pack or two of jelly cubes, some water and an essential piece of office stationary. Someone even jellied an entire keyboard once.
Balloon Prank >> Get a load of balloons and cling film them to the inside of a door with a glass window at your office. It’ll look like the room is full of balloons and everyone can’t get in.
Perhaps don’t own up to being the culprit with this one – or you might get fired.
April Fool’s Day 2017 Quotes, Sayings, Wishes
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a Fool’s of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw.”
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner
“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell”.
“I have great faith in Fool’ss — self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe.”
“It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with Fools. ~Spanish proverb
“A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to Fool’ss. ~Irish Proverb
“You can Fool’s all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot Fool’s all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln
April Fool’s Day 2017 SMS, Messages
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they Fool’s u before april 1st.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
Plz call me,
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
GADHA mar jayega
I am your girlfriend:
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
* G U T T E R *
U are a BITCH
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Just a friendly reminder -
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by Fool’sing
and lying on first April / April Fool’s.
31st March Or 1st april
Fool’s is Fool’s dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool’s Day to the King of Fool’ss.. :)
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic